Dec 30, 2012

I scream 4HF CHallenge, let's lick 2012 and fucking bang into 2013! Go Canada Go!

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Tired of screaming fuck you bettman?
Seen 200 comments in a thread lately?
Wanna end the year with a sweet creamy bang?
Set your fucking 4HF alarms.
Make sure you've replenished your stash.
No excuses!
Get your shit up and be here!!
Fuck You Russia!!!
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Go You Fucking Canadian Kids Go !

Dec 29, 2012

TRY AND STAY AWAKE THIS TIME, PEOPLE - Sexy Americans preview and open thread

Wassuuupppp, 4HFers? Due to massive demand a casual inquiry, we have quickly thrown together this American preview and open thread. Hockey, bitCHes! Can you set a fucking alarm this time? It is Saturday overnight after all. I'm usually even up at 4:30 AM Saturday night anyway!*

*Total lie, I'm an old man asleep by 9:30 every night.

Americans! Rivalry! GCHuk! How can you not get up for this? Start taking some speed and coke right now, you'll be just fine in time for game time. How can that possibly fail? Anyway, should be a good one, I'll be up, won't you join me? The game has subplots a plenty, and Canada is down to, like, 3 forwards or something thanks to suspensions. Stay out of the box, kids!

Bring on the Stars and Stripes of Sexiness.

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Dec 27, 2012

Sexy Slovakia Preview and Open Thread

Ola 4HF'ers! It is I, your once and former glorious leader HF29. We've given moeman the holiday week off. Well-deserved moe! Your tireless efforts to bring the sexy during a very un-sexy lockout have been nothing short of heroic.

I am pleased to step in when we have actual, meaningful hockey to watch and discuss! World juniors!  NHL'ers on the ice! Huberdeau! The Nuge! A Subban of some sort! Hockey, WOOOOO!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!

What's that? The game starts when? There's a 4:30 in the morning now? What and where the fuck is Ufa? OK, so your preview is this: Canada plays Slovakia at 4:30 AM EST Friday morning on TSN. No point in previewing a game when we'll be sleeping off a drunken Thursday night. Or maybe we'll stay out drinking 'til 4:30 and open thread this baby. Set an alarm and find out! Here's some sexy Slovaks. Don't worry, it's Zdeno Chara-free.

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Musical interlude! If a sexy Slovak singer named Tina doing a song called "Sexxxy" isn't the theme song for this post, I don't know what is.







Dec 24, 2012

It isn't holiday 4HFun unless you sing along

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The best of the Holiday Season to all 4Hfers and theirs.
Be good, have fun, drink well, be safe.

Dec 21, 2012

Last Sexy Friday, until 12-28, in betwixt the end of the world as we know it and XXXmas!

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Give to the Human 4HFund before its too late.